Look Don't Touch
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Ray staring at Angelina in "Look Don't Touch"
Season 1
Episode 5
Air Date October 11, 1996
Cast Ray Romano
Director(s) Jeff Meyer
Writer(s) Lew Schneider
Preceded by Standard Deviation
Followed by Frank, the Writer

Look Don't Touch is the 5th episode of Season 1, and is episode 5 of the full 210 episodes for the entire series. In this episode, Bernie takes Ray to Nemo's Pizza to meet the new hot waitress Angelina. After Ray goes back to Nemo's again, Debra begins to get jealous of Angelina.

Episode InformationEdit


Bernie takes Ray to Nemo's Pizza to show him the new waitress Angelina, who happens to be Nemo's beautiful niece.

After looking at this other woman, Ray acts guilty around Debra. Both Frank and Marie are suspicious that Ray may be having an affair with Angelina.

Curious about what this waitress is like, Debra takes the family to Nemo's Pizza for dinner. Ray, of course, is frantic and doesn't know what to do. So the night ends up being a total disaster.

Running GagsEdit

Through much of the first season, Robert only has a few lines. But those one-liners are punchlines that gets the audience laughing. This is one of the episodes where Robert says less than five words, but gets a laugh each time.


Similar to a few of the early episodes, there was a slight mistake with the staging and positioning of the cameras in the studio. Mirrors and microphones can be seen in some scenes.


  • Robert: "(clears throat) When."