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Here is a list of memorable quotes from Marie.

Season 1Edit

"Debra, I brought you some baking soda for your fridge. I smelled something questionable."
Marie [src]
Marie: "That's an award your brother got for his sports column."
Robert: "Never ends for Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work, people shoot at me. Ray goes to work, people do the wave."
Marie and Robert [src]
"I can't talk! There's too much fruit in the house!"
Marie complaining about the Fruit of the Month Club [src]
Marie: "If you don't give Ray his money, you're not the man I married."
Frank: "I win again."
Marie and Frank discussing his poker winnings [src]
"I'm here, don't worry!"
Marie [src]
Marie: "We haven't had a conversation in 35 years."
Frank: "I didn't want to interrupt."
Marie and Frank [src]

Season 2Edit

Marie: "Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. See, then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good."
Ray: "But other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children."
Marie: "No they don't."
Marie and Ray [src]
Marie: "You know, without discipline, Mozart would have been one of those bang-ganging rapsters."
Ray: "Snoop Motzy Mozart."
Marie and Ray [src]
"Good morning, dear. You hungry?"
Marie [src]
Robert: "You gave me liquor?"
Marie: "Not liquor, dear. Liqueur."
Robert and Marie talking about Robert's childhood [src]
Marie: "I used to put Robbie in a little pink dress and dance him around the room."
Debra: "You got any pictures of that?"
Marie and Debra [src]

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